what happens if you decide to squeeze a small turtle?

here she is- this is amy. (y'all remember her?)

this is amy dressed up as, of all things, batgirl.

have i told any of you about my batman obsession?

yeah.

as long as we are on the topic of what would be cool,

i wish that vampires were real...

i, personally, would not even need a special island for these suckers (pun intended)

however, before you go deciding that you would like to be a vampire, you should read this:

it is called 'suspended in dusk' and it is a song, in first person, about the regrets one has after becoming a vampire. i, however, have had a while to think about it, and i would like to be one...

here it goes.

"Damn me Father, for I must sin..."

Four centuries of this damned immortality

Yet, I did not ask to be made. Why?

I will never again feel your sun upon my face

Or the comfort of a grave

I am not alive

and I am not dead

This is Hell on earth

How can I possibly explain this eternal youth?

When I can do nothing,

but sit by As my loves grow old and wither

And with each of them,

take a fragment of my heart

And prolong this endless winder

It is October's perpetual agony

It is the shadow realm

Father, please forgive him

For he knows not what to do

With every victim

I pray for my own death

And as much as I love the night

I curse the moon's eerie glow

This bloodlust that drags me to forever

The toxic rays of dawn

that condemn me to limbo

I am forced to dwell in grey Autumnal twilight

I am suspended in dusk

Father, please forgive himFor he knows not what to do

Father, please forgive himFor he knows not what to do.