Thursday, November 23, 2006

speaking of george-

here he is hanging out in the bathroom sink



a few things...

pay attention to what the characters are doing as you begin to read each panel.






if my cat (george)had fingers...





this sign should be hung on the door to every place i have ever worked





for all of you sick little freaks out there...

Monday, November 13, 2006

i was emo before emo even existed...

the first time my father called me a 'fag' (pardon the expression, but he did) was the day i went with him to a resteraunt near my house in walled lake- (it was really cool, we rented part of the lake along with our house) and i asked for a quarter for the jukebox, and this is the song i played-

cher- if i could turn back time

If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that have hurt you
And you'd stay

I don't know why I did the things I did
I don't know why I said the things I said
Pride's like a knife, it can cut deep inside
Words are like weapons, they wound sometimes
I didn't really mean to hurt you
I didn't wanna see you go
I know I made you cry
But baby

If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that have hurt you
And you'd stay
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do
If I could turn back time

My world was shattered, I was torn apart
Like somebody took a knife
And drove it deep in my heart
When you walked out that door
I swore that I didn't care
But I lost every thing darling then and there
Too strong to tell you I was sorry
Too proud to tell you I was wrong
I know that I was blind, and darling

If I could turn back time
If I could turn back time
If I could turn back time, Baby
I didnt really mean to hurt you
I didn't wanna see you go
I know I made you cry

If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that have hurt you
And you'd stay
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do
If I could turn back time

i couldn't really understand what the hell he meant at the time...
but for a long time, i thought i liked sad songs because i was just a miserable person, in all actuality, i just like sad songs... i always have. since before i had ever been hurt by a girl...

so at least there is that...

Saturday, November 11, 2006

so i am at work last night,

and this couple comes in... they spend their time picking out the 4 movies they wanted to watch, and then, while i was ringing them out, they looked at the 'coming soon' board on the wall, and noticed that 'see no evil' starring the wrestler kane is coming at the end of this month.

they started talking about it, KNOWING that i could hear them, i mean, i WAS standing right there... and one of them told the other the ending...
so i looked up, and i said,
"did you just ruin the ending of see no evil for me?"
"ohh, sorry." they said...
so what did i do?

what do you think i did?
let it go (i was at work, after all) or retaliate...

and the answer is- retaliate.

i took a long look at the 4 movies they had, and ruined the ending of all 4 of them.

do not FUCK with a video clerk who has no life.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

8:20 am...

and sleep is out of the question.

i have to be at work at five, and since i have not slept more than 2 or 3 hours a night for the past 3 days, if i sleep now, i will probably not wake up in time to make it without being late...

but on the bright side, i have gotten a lot of movie watching done... there are some pretty decent horror movies in my collection...

if you can rent it for cheap, check out 'i, zombie'
it is a low budget film from somewhere in england, but it offers a totally new angle on the horror/zombie genre... this guy still has his wits about him, and records his decline in an intelectual manor... odd...

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

i wonder...

do you think lawrence fishburn would beat my ass if i called him 'cowboy curtis' to his face?

i am thinking yes.