and i had a splitting headache from which the future is made...
i went and cleared out the rest of the horror section tonight... 260 movies is what i got... which makes the grand total just under 500. not as much as i thought, but there are still lots of sections to be done...
i think the people at work think i am about half insane... and that is just because of the movie choices i make...
at least that is what nicole told me... not to mention the fact that i threatened the lives of two customers the other day...
2 guys came in, about 18 years old... and walked up to me, and said, "allright, we're gonna do this real smooth... i want everyone down on the floor." then, they both laughed, as they walked away to prove it was just a joke...
i overheard one say to the other, "did you see his face? it was like "oh shit!" he said"
to which i replied, "oh was that the face i made? because it seemed to me more like "are you fucking serious? if you were trying to rob me, i would put a pair of scissors in the side of your head..." as i pulled a pair of scissors out of my back pocket like a knife, and spun them on my index finger like a gunfighter might do his pistols...
i think i scared them just a little bit...
WELCOME TO THE ZERO ZONE.
your fears will be used against you as your body is torn apart just for my own demented amusement...
i think the people at work think i am about half insane... and that is just because of the movie choices i make...
at least that is what nicole told me... not to mention the fact that i threatened the lives of two customers the other day...
2 guys came in, about 18 years old... and walked up to me, and said, "allright, we're gonna do this real smooth... i want everyone down on the floor." then, they both laughed, as they walked away to prove it was just a joke...
i overheard one say to the other, "did you see his face? it was like "oh shit!" he said"
to which i replied, "oh was that the face i made? because it seemed to me more like "are you fucking serious? if you were trying to rob me, i would put a pair of scissors in the side of your head..." as i pulled a pair of scissors out of my back pocket like a knife, and spun them on my index finger like a gunfighter might do his pistols...
i think i scared them just a little bit...
WELCOME TO THE ZERO ZONE.
your fears will be used against you as your body is torn apart just for my own demented amusement...
posted by zero at 1:51 AM
3 Comments:
What a couple of assholes! I didn't think it was legal to make threats like that. I'm pretty sure the "I was just joking" defense doesn't have a successful track record in courts of law.
anal wipes. bet when they are retelling that story your "comeback" isn't mentioned.
nice scissor spinning by the way.
kill kill kill...(wipe up the blood and get rid of the evidence)
babs and i are so much alike..
i would have done some serious asskicking that day..texas style..
oh man..i would love to come to michigan and just watch your movies..damn..
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