i told you i have no life... i mean, i have enough time to think of things like this:
- hey, that guy who plays the killer in the beginning of the movie 'twisted' is the same guy who was forced to wear the strap on dildo with a knife on it in the movie 'seven'...
kind of makes me question weather or not he was actualy 'forced' to wear it after all...
- in order for time travel to be possible, there would have to be alternate dimensions- one dimension for every second of time since time began...
- i think the biggest difference in numbers, is from 0 to 1... that is going from 'nothing' to 'something' which is a much larger feat than just adding on to something that already exists...
- if norman bates from 'psycho' had a butler, the butler would call him 'master bates'
- isn't it odd that for the most part, the only records that survived the 70's and into the present, are mostly just christian music and kids songs?
- home music seems to have gone in a cartrage/disc/cartrage order since home music was invented... 8 track, record, cassette, cd... hmmm odd.
- why is there not at least one round state?
- in movie love scenes, except porno, you almost never see anyone reach for a condom, but no one ever says after: hang on, i'll get a towel... do they just leave his fluids leaking down her ass crack (or her leg, depending on the position)? do they practice tantric, where the guy does not ejaculate?
you see? i told you i had no life... the following is just random facts i have picked up through the years...
-the air conditioner was invented by a black man.
-the phillips head screwdriver was invented by a woman.
-when you die, they say your hair and fingernails continue to grow- this is not true- your skin shrinks so it LOOKS like they do.
-the easiest way to pluck a dead chicken, is to boil it.
-chickens actually can fly, just not very far.
-24k gold will not set off a metal detector.
-in the movies and television shows, people get chloroformed to knock them out... what they never show, is that chloroform burns any skin it comes in contact with.
-the first movie to use 'bullet time' where the camera follows the path of a bullet in slow motion, was not the matrix. it was the first blade movie.
-the number 9, when written in bianary code (computer code, which is all 0's and 1's) is written as '1001.'
kind of makes me question weather or not he was actualy 'forced' to wear it after all...
- in order for time travel to be possible, there would have to be alternate dimensions- one dimension for every second of time since time began...
- i think the biggest difference in numbers, is from 0 to 1... that is going from 'nothing' to 'something' which is a much larger feat than just adding on to something that already exists...
- if norman bates from 'psycho' had a butler, the butler would call him 'master bates'
- isn't it odd that for the most part, the only records that survived the 70's and into the present, are mostly just christian music and kids songs?
- home music seems to have gone in a cartrage/disc/cartrage order since home music was invented... 8 track, record, cassette, cd... hmmm odd.
- why is there not at least one round state?
- in movie love scenes, except porno, you almost never see anyone reach for a condom, but no one ever says after: hang on, i'll get a towel... do they just leave his fluids leaking down her ass crack (or her leg, depending on the position)? do they practice tantric, where the guy does not ejaculate?
you see? i told you i had no life... the following is just random facts i have picked up through the years...
-the air conditioner was invented by a black man.
-the phillips head screwdriver was invented by a woman.
-when you die, they say your hair and fingernails continue to grow- this is not true- your skin shrinks so it LOOKS like they do.
-the easiest way to pluck a dead chicken, is to boil it.
-chickens actually can fly, just not very far.
-24k gold will not set off a metal detector.
-in the movies and television shows, people get chloroformed to knock them out... what they never show, is that chloroform burns any skin it comes in contact with.
-the first movie to use 'bullet time' where the camera follows the path of a bullet in slow motion, was not the matrix. it was the first blade movie.
-the number 9, when written in bianary code (computer code, which is all 0's and 1's) is written as '1001.'
posted by zero at 4:25 AM
2 Comments:
Maybe he just pulls out and lets her lay in the wet spot :P
You REALLY need to get laid.
i had a friend who sold bait out of his garage along with some fishing equiptment.etc..but mainly worms, crickets, etc..fishing bait..only one in town who sold bait..so we made him up a sign that said..'master baiter'....
he loved it..
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