the trials and tribulations of being 'the one'
for the sake of this post, i am going to assume that all of you have seen 'the matrix' trilogy, or at least the first one or two-
after buying a playstation 2 last week, (i wait for the new generation to come out so the price of the old ones drop substantially)
i rented 'matrix: the path of neo'
which is a game that spans all 3 of the 'matrix' movies. and let me tell you, i never knew unlimited power was such a hassle!
playing as neo, and fighting with morphius, countless times, the soundbite was used which was morphius saying "neo! i need your help!"
or "neo! i can't take much more! help me!"
or "neo! keep (agent) smith away from me!"
all of this time, neo is fighting anywhere between 6 and 12 agents all armed with guns, and capable of dodging bullets- so you have to fight them hand to hand.
abandoning this fight, i see morphius with 2 agents surrounding him. only fucking 2!!
after a while, i began talking to the game, and when morphius would say, "neo! help me!" i would say back,
"fuck you man! i am up against 6 times more agents than you, why don't YOU come help ME?!"
i just thought it was a pretty amusing story, if you like videogames or not.
after buying a playstation 2 last week, (i wait for the new generation to come out so the price of the old ones drop substantially)
i rented 'matrix: the path of neo'
which is a game that spans all 3 of the 'matrix' movies. and let me tell you, i never knew unlimited power was such a hassle!
playing as neo, and fighting with morphius, countless times, the soundbite was used which was morphius saying "neo! i need your help!"
or "neo! i can't take much more! help me!"
or "neo! keep (agent) smith away from me!"
all of this time, neo is fighting anywhere between 6 and 12 agents all armed with guns, and capable of dodging bullets- so you have to fight them hand to hand.
abandoning this fight, i see morphius with 2 agents surrounding him. only fucking 2!!
after a while, i began talking to the game, and when morphius would say, "neo! help me!" i would say back,
"fuck you man! i am up against 6 times more agents than you, why don't YOU come help ME?!"
i just thought it was a pretty amusing story, if you like videogames or not.
posted by zero at 5:48 AM
3 Comments:
i have only seen the first one..i keep forgetting to get the other two..have you seen the thirteenth floor yet? with craig bierko?..oh, i love that movie..
saw the john cusac and billy bob thorton movie about ice something..and man was it good...
You rock Justin.
Sort of makes you wonder what goes on in the minds of superheroes when your average run-of-the-mill heroes just keep falling short.
Happy Yule!
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