the blog pt 4-madness
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY ANOUNCEMENT FOR ALL OF THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD FROM WBOR TV.
in the aftermath of the plagues, all of the animals on earth seem to have gone mad. if you see any animal, protect yourself to the best of the abilities... but do not harm them... PETA is still on the case, protecting animals who can not protect themselves, and the ones who can, too.
they seem to be drawn to humans, what few remain after the plagues, and seem intent on doing us harm. in addition to wanting to take over the planet, they are also acting very strange, as you can see from these pictures... please, do not trust any of the animals you see out on the street, or even your own animals at home. doing so could cause dire consequences.
it is not known yet how long this is going to last, but rest assured that the top scientists in the world are on the case, searching for the cause, and the cure, or at least how long this will last.
i am just recieving breaking news... it seems that you are not even safe in places that animals can not normally reach... it is best if everyone who is hearing this just stays inside and lock all doors and windows.
my god. this could be the end of humanity as we know it...
please stay tuned to WBOR tv for more updates as they become available. we now return you to your regularly scheduled programing...
want to keep going sooner? if so, it is your turn...
in the aftermath of the plagues, all of the animals on earth seem to have gone mad. if you see any animal, protect yourself to the best of the abilities... but do not harm them... PETA is still on the case, protecting animals who can not protect themselves, and the ones who can, too.
they seem to be drawn to humans, what few remain after the plagues, and seem intent on doing us harm. in addition to wanting to take over the planet, they are also acting very strange, as you can see from these pictures... please, do not trust any of the animals you see out on the street, or even your own animals at home. doing so could cause dire consequences.
it is not known yet how long this is going to last, but rest assured that the top scientists in the world are on the case, searching for the cause, and the cure, or at least how long this will last.
i am just recieving breaking news... it seems that you are not even safe in places that animals can not normally reach... it is best if everyone who is hearing this just stays inside and lock all doors and windows.
my god. this could be the end of humanity as we know it...
please stay tuned to WBOR tv for more updates as they become available. we now return you to your regularly scheduled programing...
want to keep going sooner? if so, it is your turn...
posted by zero at 5:51 PM
2 Comments:
u guys are some sic bastids..hmmm. what does that make me? i thought of it..hah
am I safe from my WMD cats?
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