reading through some old posts of mine, and i came across the 'demented' one... as well as the comment that everything i described is just a
saturday night in texas- i guess i was not being demented enough... how about these?
the next time your boyfriend/girlfriend comes over...
tell them you want to eat taco bell off of their chest... see what they say.
tell them you want to tie them up spread eagle in your closet and molest them for the better part of an hour... see what they say.
tell them you just bought a riding crop, and you want to spank theit naked ass with it... then move on to nipples and- other sensitive areas... see what they say.
tell them you want to spank them with your belt- the one with the metal studs on it so that it leaves perfect welts on their ass... see what they say.
tell them you want to choke them while you are screwing- hold the sides of their neck and cut off the blood flow to their brain- just before they get off, release their neck... see what they say. (be careful with this one- you could cause brain damage!)
tell them to put on a long coat, and drive over to your house naked. completely naked... see what they say.
tell them you want to try fisting- this one should be recieved by the ladies... see what they say.
tell them to call you 'master' while you call them sexy bitch, little slut, whore, things like that... see what they say.
tell them you want to drink their blood- just a little... see what they say.
durring foreplay, pull out a knife, and drag it lightly across their skin- not hard enough to cut them, just hard enough to leave red marks... see what they say. (by the way, foreplay should last at least 1 1/2 hours from start to finish)
bite them hard enough to leave a mark that looks like a hickey... see what they say.
ask to be bitten hard enough to leave a mark that looks like a hickey... see what they say.
pull their hair in short, strong tugs... enough to make their head snap back... see what they say.
when you pinch the nips, twist 180 degrees... see what they say.
it should be known that i did not ask for any of these (except for the biting, and nipple twisting)... they were suggested to me. and very fun.
if you do the choking one right, they will get a headrush as they climax. and they will thank you.
the next time your boyfriend/girlfriend comes over...
tell them you want to eat taco bell off of their chest... see what they say.
tell them you want to tie them up spread eagle in your closet and molest them for the better part of an hour... see what they say.
tell them you just bought a riding crop, and you want to spank theit naked ass with it... then move on to nipples and- other sensitive areas... see what they say.
tell them you want to spank them with your belt- the one with the metal studs on it so that it leaves perfect welts on their ass... see what they say.
tell them you want to choke them while you are screwing- hold the sides of their neck and cut off the blood flow to their brain- just before they get off, release their neck... see what they say. (be careful with this one- you could cause brain damage!)
tell them to put on a long coat, and drive over to your house naked. completely naked... see what they say.
tell them you want to try fisting- this one should be recieved by the ladies... see what they say.
tell them to call you 'master' while you call them sexy bitch, little slut, whore, things like that... see what they say.
tell them you want to drink their blood- just a little... see what they say.
durring foreplay, pull out a knife, and drag it lightly across their skin- not hard enough to cut them, just hard enough to leave red marks... see what they say. (by the way, foreplay should last at least 1 1/2 hours from start to finish)
bite them hard enough to leave a mark that looks like a hickey... see what they say.
ask to be bitten hard enough to leave a mark that looks like a hickey... see what they say.
pull their hair in short, strong tugs... enough to make their head snap back... see what they say.
when you pinch the nips, twist 180 degrees... see what they say.
it should be known that i did not ask for any of these (except for the biting, and nipple twisting)... they were suggested to me. and very fun.
if you do the choking one right, they will get a headrush as they climax. and they will thank you.
posted by zero at 4:45 PM
5 Comments:
I'm going to do that list..
a few of them already check marked ;)
Foreplay should really last that long? hmmm *noted* I have to tell Nick this.
You are a dirty little boy, aren't you Justin...
You should write a sex column!!!
ok, you covered 2 out of 3 of my honeymoons...now whatcha got.?
fuck...like a night in jail
you can make the list any way you want..best thru worse or just your top ten..any order you want..jac
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