the blog pt 2

blogs continue to disappear all around the country- the world... resulting in death to most of their owners afterwards...

angelina jolie's head has been blown up, morgan freeman has been vaporized with the neutron bomb in his colon...

brad is all that is left.
"i wonder what jennifer anniston is up to..." brad says.
so he clicks on over to her blog, and then ghasps in horror... *this blog will dissapear in 3, 2, 1, goodbye.

brad screams and picks up the phone to call her and tell her to be careful. and to tell her what happened to morgan and angelina.
the phone rang 4 times before vince vaughn answered.
so brad went through the entire story with him, quickly.
"she's not here. she is in l.a. doing a 'friends' reunion." vince said.

in l.a. jennifer is on the set of friends, and the television comes on. it is a little girl. dressed in a dirty white dress with long black hair... death has come for jen.

the shock of seeing their friend die has had its toll on the friends cast- but that is another story.

back in texas, sooner is desperately trying to get ahold of yellowdog granny, to no avail.he has been emailing, calling, instant messaging, for three days now...
"cluster fuck," sooner says, "i hope she is ok!"

a few miles away, jac is in the hospital, about to be released. it seems she met some hot young republican in a bar, chatted him up for a bit, then took him home for 6 hours of the kind of sex you can only read about in hustler. the only reason it ended after 6 hours, is she had a mild heart attack, too much activity- but she is ready to go home now, still sore from her midnight lover.
'hmmm,' jac thinks to herself, 'i think i'll look him up again.'

brad and vince have just arrived in l.a. and rush over to the friends set to make sure everything is ok with jen. what they find, is a very disturbing sight-

joey's hair has gone white, he is sitting in his leather recliner next to chandler, drooling and babbling to himself.

chandler has gouged his eyes out and is in his chair laughing about being able to see better now... 'no more glasses for me!haha!'

phoebe's hair all fell out and she slit her own throat.

monica has blocked out the entire event, and is walking around pissed off rachael did not show up.

there is a puddle in front of the television, which has shown nothing but static since jen died. it is not even plugged in anymore.

brad runs around the set, trying to get an answer out of someone, then chandler says, 'she came out of the television... goodbye jen...' then laughs like an insane person...

brad admits defeat and he and vince go to a bar. 6 pitchers of beer and 14 tequila's later, they stumble into a motel room and pass out.

*****the next morning*****

when thet come to, brad has been stripped naked and his penis put in a hole in a cage containing a rabid ferret. the only thing seperating the two, is a this screen, which is attached to a metal cord and tied to vince's hancuffs, behind his back.

'vince! vince! don't move! please! you're going to kill me!!'

vince rolls over and pulls the pin out of the screen, releasing the rabid ferret, who runs straight towards the new meat in his cage, severing it instantly.
blood gushes all over the place, and the screaming is horrific...

brad falls, lifeless to the floor, and vince sits next to him and cries until the police show up.

back in texas, jac is just getting home, and calls sooner to see what was so important.

'oh, thank fuck you're ok!' sooner screams into the phone.

'awww, my bastid son was worried about me? yes, i am fine...' and she goes into the story of her past 3 days...

back to you sooner.