i have something to say...
when my movie is done- i have begun to write it- there are 4 people who will not have to pay to see it.
1. me, because i made it.
2. sooner
3. babs
4. yellowdog granny
all of the people who are standing by me while i write. all of the people who think i can do it. sooner and i are moving to an island and we are going to have a house called 'the penis house' i don't know why he decided to name it that, perhaps it has something to do with "welcome to 'the penis house' please cum inside"
sooner- maybe once we get there, we can reunite you with your buddy 'the jug'... btw, something you said to me at 'the shithole' has always stuck with me... 'you and i are the same. we can hold a kitten in our hands, and pet it gently, but if we ever see anyone harm that kitten, we will gladly skin that person alive with a cheese grater'
thank you for that.
babs- i did write the screenplay for saw... well not really, but it sounds cool. sooner was there too. well, not really, but i couldn't leave out my partner in chaos...
yellowdog granny- people are right when they say you are the coolest older person they know. unfortunately, i cannot afford to make you an extra in this movie, because i can not afford to come out there to where you are, but maybe for the sequel...
we 4 together are going to make saw look like little bunny foo foo.
1. me, because i made it.
2. sooner
3. babs
4. yellowdog granny
all of the people who are standing by me while i write. all of the people who think i can do it. sooner and i are moving to an island and we are going to have a house called 'the penis house' i don't know why he decided to name it that, perhaps it has something to do with "welcome to 'the penis house' please cum inside"
sooner- maybe once we get there, we can reunite you with your buddy 'the jug'... btw, something you said to me at 'the shithole' has always stuck with me... 'you and i are the same. we can hold a kitten in our hands, and pet it gently, but if we ever see anyone harm that kitten, we will gladly skin that person alive with a cheese grater'
thank you for that.
babs- i did write the screenplay for saw... well not really, but it sounds cool. sooner was there too. well, not really, but i couldn't leave out my partner in chaos...
yellowdog granny- people are right when they say you are the coolest older person they know. unfortunately, i cannot afford to make you an extra in this movie, because i can not afford to come out there to where you are, but maybe for the sequel...
we 4 together are going to make saw look like little bunny foo foo.
posted by zero at 9:41 PM
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Thank you, my freind.
Penis House will actually be a halfway house for indigent nymphomaniac women from the ages of 18 to 120, I will need help "servicing" the clients and you are the chosen. You are correct in that it will be on an island, most likely in a third world country with fantastic scenery to serve as a backdrop for home-made "videos", the subject matter of which I am sure you can figure out. The island must have a waterfall, monkeys and lots of bananas, form there we will build a fortress of public service and world dominance. And we will each carry a ginsu cheese grater in a holster.
look ya sick bastids..im either in the fucking movie or there will be no movie..ill be the house maid for the island...nah, fuck that..i want a small hut with plenty of blue bell, dublin dr.pepper and books...oh and lots of pizza's. justin..you make the movie..i will come...i will saddle up my hounds of hell and they will haul my fat ass to where ever you are...dont fuck with me on this..im in the fucking movie...ya hea'
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and bananas..i want bananas too...no monkeys..let them get their own bananas..
i deleted the comments the bastid tripple posted on me..fucker..
Oh, what about me? :(
Jackiesue doesn't live much further down 35 than Sooner and I.
I want to be a psycho if I do get a part. Even if its as an extra.
JS and I will start another island where we will bask in hot hetro men that will pleasure us on comand.
It makes Saw look like little bunny foo foo- that would be a great headline!!
wait a fucking minute..what do you mean im a cool older person...who's this fucking older person shit?..fuck you punk...and your movie...babs and i will make our own movie..it will be her and me(the 'cool older person') fucking pool boys till they die...
that's it..no plot, no camera angles, no fluffers, no gofers, or best boys....we will be doing the best boys.....it will be called'they came..they died..'
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