you know what i need?
just to get laid. seriously. when my ex and i broke up, neither of us really knew it was coming, so we did not have the chance to do it one last time before the end. no sad but hot break up sex...
i have been told a thousand times how 'i am a good guy and i deserve to be with someone' not to mention, 'any girl would be lucky to be with me'
and it is flattering to hear it... thank you to everyone who has ever told me that, but i wish the women HERE knew that.
here, i am just looked at as that strange little odd insecure guy... when i go to the bar, i do not sit there hitting on anything with a vagina, i focus on the business at hand... which is singing- that is why i go to the bar- karaoke... (some of you already knew that...)
not to mention, i am completely incapable of knowing if someone likes me or not- what the fuck...
it has happened more than once...
no big deal, i guess...
and no, i am not thinking about anyone in perticular...
just females in general...
i have been told a thousand times how 'i am a good guy and i deserve to be with someone' not to mention, 'any girl would be lucky to be with me'
and it is flattering to hear it... thank you to everyone who has ever told me that, but i wish the women HERE knew that.
here, i am just looked at as that strange little odd insecure guy... when i go to the bar, i do not sit there hitting on anything with a vagina, i focus on the business at hand... which is singing- that is why i go to the bar- karaoke... (some of you already knew that...)
not to mention, i am completely incapable of knowing if someone likes me or not- what the fuck...
it has happened more than once...
no big deal, i guess...
and no, i am not thinking about anyone in perticular...
just females in general...
posted by zero at 11:08 AM
2 Comments:
you need a female accomplice to help you get laid, like someone who brags about your skills. lol. Not saying you couldn't do it on your own, but having someone else brag is less self involved and gives you more credit.
That's how Chimpy gets laid all the time ;)
hey kasey..he needs a wing girl...ha
come to texas sweety i can get you laid in a nycity second...texas girls aren't easy but they can be had...
and it is true that ole saying...'women want bad boys to fuck and good boys to marry'...
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