if i ever get robbed,

which is like a part of working in retail... he had better hope he does not fuck up and give me the chance to get the drop on him... if he does, i promise i will fuck him up. bad. i carry a knife just in case the opertunity arises, and if it does, the entire 'happy to be home' series comes to life. he dies that night. as a matter of fact, i have been looking for the one guy who robbed me already... and if i find him, he will be sorry.