i do not require sleep
i slept until all of 9:30 this morning... way to fucking early for my taste, but as it is going to be summer soon, it is just about time for me to stop sleeping...
the other day when i got to work, it was 80 outside, and i was whining to my boss about how hot it was... well, in a jokeful way... and she said, 'ooh, someone gets grumpy when it is hot...' to which, i replied, 'shit, you think i am grumpy now? wait until july/august when it is too hot to sleep so i go for 3-4 days at a stretch without sleeping... that is grumpy...'
i do not know how you southern people do it... 100 degrees already down there... fuck. i would be moving into my freezer until fall.
anyway, so i slept about 3 1/2 hours, and then decided to return my application for dollar general so that i can try to keep this ball rolling on getting a second job. it was not so much that i WANTED to get up, but more that i had no choice. have you ever just slept a few hours and then woke up and couldn't sleep anymore? yeah. one of those days.
so what the hell, i will just stay awake, and go to work tonight... no problem. i will have a caffene iv by 9 pm, and i will be propping my eyelids open with toothpicks by midnight. the toothpicks will just be for fun, though, since by midnight, i hope to be home where i can sleep.
hope everyone had a pleasant sunday/easter/whatever...
the other day when i got to work, it was 80 outside, and i was whining to my boss about how hot it was... well, in a jokeful way... and she said, 'ooh, someone gets grumpy when it is hot...' to which, i replied, 'shit, you think i am grumpy now? wait until july/august when it is too hot to sleep so i go for 3-4 days at a stretch without sleeping... that is grumpy...'
i do not know how you southern people do it... 100 degrees already down there... fuck. i would be moving into my freezer until fall.
anyway, so i slept about 3 1/2 hours, and then decided to return my application for dollar general so that i can try to keep this ball rolling on getting a second job. it was not so much that i WANTED to get up, but more that i had no choice. have you ever just slept a few hours and then woke up and couldn't sleep anymore? yeah. one of those days.
so what the hell, i will just stay awake, and go to work tonight... no problem. i will have a caffene iv by 9 pm, and i will be propping my eyelids open with toothpicks by midnight. the toothpicks will just be for fun, though, since by midnight, i hope to be home where i can sleep.
hope everyone had a pleasant sunday/easter/whatever...
posted by zero at 12:12 PM
3 Comments:
I try to sleep through the summer as much as possible. I'm thinking of going nocturnal as it is supposed to already be 98 fucking degrees for a high today.
I will avoid the outdoors at all costs today and my a/c will run non-stop.
In the darkness, I will possibly go run errands. Yeah for 24 hour stores. One good thing about city life.
i agree..lets just sleep thru fucking summer..especially since its supposed to be spring here...
that propping your eyelids open with toothpicks....i always thought that sounded painful.
fred flintstone is the only one i've seen pull it off.
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